That's What She Said (Or He Said)

One of my favorite shows on TV is The Office and one of the funniest lines on that show is when Michael Scott says, "That's what she said!" after someone says something that only sounds dirty after he says it. Well, I have decided to use that line as a title for another recurring post. These posts will include "quotes" from players, coaches, managers, front office staff, broadcasters, and fans (so basically anyone) about the Brewers. The "quotes" in these posts are not what these people actually said, but are things that I think they would say. Some will be serious, some will be funny, and I am sure some will be pretty stupid, but hopefully all are enjoyable. Feel free to add yours to the comments section of the post.

• Claudio Vargas to Ned Yost after last night's outing, "So Ned, now that I have locked up a spot in the starting rotation, will I be the #4 or #5?"
• Prince Fielder after hitting his first home run of the spring after becoming a vegetarian, "Beefy!!"
• Current "sideline reporter", Trenni Kusnierek, to former "sideline reporter", Ann Carroll, "See Ann, that's how you do it."
• Former "sideline reporter", Ann Carroll, to current "sideline reporter", Trenni Kusnierek, "Bob... I mean Sally... I mean Trenni... you really did a great job on the Braves-Timberwolves game last night!"
• Current NFL Network play-by-play guy, Bryant Gumbel, to former "sideline reporter", Ann Carroll, "I think you did a great job calling Cowboys games!"
• Gabe Kapler to me, "Steve, you thought you were real funny with your Gabe Kaplan post when the Brewers signed me. You never thought I had a chance. Well, now who's laughing?" (Note to Gabe: Not me. You are proving you have a legit shot at beating out Tony Gwynn and Gabe Gross for the spot in center while Mike Cameron is out)
• Ned Yost to anyone that will listen (in his "I always sound annoyed" voice), "Listen... these guys are playing their hearts out. Rickie and Cappy and Bushy will all be fine. I am batting the pitcher in the eight spot just to tick everyone off. Ted Simmons was not hired to replace me. Why am I getting so perturbed? "
• Bob Uecker to his wife after she oversleeps and is about to miss an important appointment, "GET UP! GET UP! GET OUT OF HERE!"
• Callix Crabbe to the Brewers, "Remember me?"